This week at the Court

Posted on May 19, 2012 in US Supreme Court by kszafarski

On Monday we expect orders from the May 17 Conference as well as opinions in argued cases. Our list of “Petitions to watch” for that Conference is here.

On Thursday, the Court will meet for its May 24 Conference. We also expect opinions on Thursday. Our list of “Petitions to watch” for the May 24 Conference will be available soon.

We will be live blogging on both Monday and Thursday beginning shortly before ten o’clock.

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Posted on May 19, 2012 in Legal Humor by kszafarski

A woman defended herself with a “pooper scooper” for nearly half an hour while a man tried to hit her with another pooper scooper in Plymouth Pillars Park early Thursday, according to the Seattle Police Department.

There don’t appear to have been any injuries (let alone beheadings) as a result of this incident, one that a department spokesman described, with some understatement, as an “epic battle.” The victim told police that the man fled (or just got bored?) after they had dueled for 20-30 minutes, but police were unable to locate the suspect.

“Unless we get additional reports,” the spokesman said, “that’s probably the end of it.” Don’t be too sure.

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer, via Dave Barry.)




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McCaffery: What Sports Can Teach Tax Policymakers

Posted on May 18, 2012 in Professors Point Of View by kszafarski

Edward J. McCaffery (USC), What Sports Can Teach Tax Policymakers: Lessons from the Luxury Tax: Luxury taxes are increasingly used by major sports leagues, such as Major League Baseball and the National Basketball Association, to raise revenue and affect behavior. This brief article lists three lessons that general tax policy…
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You Know, Some Appeals Really Aren’t “Worth a Shot”

Posted on May 18, 2012 in Legal Humor by kszafarski

Understandably, anybody who loses a case (especially a criminal case) is inclined to appeal, even if their arguments are pretty weak and even though every appeal is, statistically, a long shot. I probably shouldn’t point this out, but the fact is that there are some cases where it just isn’t worth another dime in fees to pay for an appeal, because it’s going nowhere.

This was one of those cases.

Special bonus here: the opinion is yet another (intentionally) comical one out of Canada (this time, from the Alberta Court of Appeal).

First, the facts as summarized in the introduction to the opinion:

At about 2:00 a.m. on December 6, 2009, an Edmonton police officer noticed a Jeep leaving the parking lot of a drinking establishment with its lights out. He decided to follow it. As he did, he observed the vehicle drive through three stop signs without attempting to brake. A licence check revealed that the licence plate attached to the vehicle was not registered to it. The officer attempted to stop the Jeep by activating the emergency lights of his marked police car. The driver of the Jeep took no notice of it. The police officer then activated his vehicle’s siren intermittently, but again there was no response. Next, the officer pulled his vehicle alongside the Jeep and shone what was described as an “alley light” into the driver’s compartment of the Jeep. That caught the driver’s attention. The Jeep was brought to a stop.

Next, the trial court’s summary of its decision:

Having considered all of the evidence, particularly the driving pattern, most particularly the driving pattern, most particularly the time of night and no headlights and no running lights, passage through not one, not two, but three stop signs, not only without stopping but without slowing, that is, without applying the brakes, whatever, and not responding to [the] lights on top of the police vehicle, not responding to an intermittent siren from approximately a car-length behind, and only responding when the alley light is operative, together with the signs of impairment indicated by the police officer, most significantly to me what he described as a strong odour of liquor on the accused’s breath, I am satisfied beyond a reasonable doubt that the inferences drawn therefrom establish the accused’s ability to operate a motor vehicle was impaired by alcohol, and I convict the accused accordingly.

Do you appeal? Of course! You argue that under the “rule in Hodge’s case” the judge erred “in drawing an adverse inference of impairment when other plausible and rational explanations were clearly available.”

Well, here’s how that went. These are the last two sentences of the intro paragraph above, which (as a good intro should) tells you all you really need to know:

Immediately, the respondent emerged from the driver’s seat of the Jeep and approached the police car declaring: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so fucked.” As will be seen from our disposition of this appeal, that was a prophetic statement.

Affirmed.




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How Do Seattle Women Fare?

Posted on May 18, 2012 in Legal Humor by kszafarski

Pretty well, according to a new report: Women’s Well-Being: Ranking America’s Top 25 Metro Areas.

Seattle women rank:

  • 6th in overall human development
  • 6th in educational attainment
  • 10th in life expectancy

“The study uses the American Human Development Index, a summary measure the combines official government data in three essential areas: a long and healthy life, access to knowledge, and a decent standard of living. The Index is a tool for measuring progress in well-being and access to opportunity over time, telling us where America is succeeding in creating opportunity as well as where we need to focus resources to create it.” [1]

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